✨ I’ll never hide, I can’t! I’m too SHINAAAAY ✨
I had a lot of fun today playing with and combining colors that I usually wouldn’t. There are also just days when you gotta emulate your new favorite Disney villain who was very heavily inspired by one of your all-time favorite artists in general! So yeah, today I was a Bowie crab who hoards glittery stuff and if that doesn’t describe my life at the moment I don’t know what does.
My mom knitted me a scarf and it’s the same color as my hair and it’s v cozy
Just a pretty, perfect, porcelain doll 💕
all of the dialogue in cowboy bebop is like this
Man, if tumblr does get rid of adult content, I’ll never figure out how the stock market works 🙁
A summary of what our first dnd sesh was last night (sorry little brother)
Playing D&D and my character just banged six dudes and I’m proud of her
I wanna be in love but also yikes
Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so
Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:
Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing
Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?
When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good
Collar Bones
Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt
When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything
I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????
More soft boy things:
- That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like
- Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof
- When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you
- Cuddles their fucking cuddles man
- Being entranced by a movie
- Boys + Starbucks
- Messy hair
- They try to be tough. They soft
Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them
This is the truest boy post and there are so many things that make me melt
- getting so into a song that they can convince you anything is A Jam
- when they get excited over a meal you cooked
- kissing the back of your hand
- when it’s an unknown number and they put on the Phone Voice
- blowing their hair out of the way when it gets long
- watching them talking passionately to someone else and see their expression change 3 times a second
- when they prank you and laugh real hard but you’re like “joke’s on you because I get to hear your cute laugh”
Boys are super wholesome and good
Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:
The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.
The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.
Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.
Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business.
This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.
Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday
ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday
LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY
This goes double for Thanksgiving. More and more places are opening late on Thanksgiving; Gamestop is opening at 3 PM on Thanksgiving. My employer is and always has been open 24 hours on Thanksgiving.
Sometimes going out is unavoidable, please be as kind and understanding to the people forced to work as possible.